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" ... The US Forrest(sp) Service has addressed one of the most pressing safety issues facing our country: the proper way to make s’mores.
"As an arm of the US Department of Agriculture, the Forest Service has an annual budget of $5.5 billion and is charged with protecting our forests and grasslands. As such, they’ve come up with fool-proof way of keeping our outdoor spaces safe by setting new guidelines for roasting marshmallows and making s’mores.
"First, the basics:
Use a roasting stick of at least 30 inches in length. The degree a marshmallow is roasted runs the gamut, from the barely cooked, light caramel-colored outer layer to the flaming marshmallow that contains a gooey interior wrapped by a crispy, blackened shell.
"Then we get some help with making s’mores. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say Michelle Obama had a hand in this part:" ...
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