HopeNChangeCartoons "Hurry, hurry - step right up! The big DNC Freak Show is about to begin! For four days and four days only, you'll see human oddities, nature's mistakes, and performers who mystify, terrify, and refuse to testify! They're all alive and all inside! (Don't push, kid, there's room for everyone!)" . . .
SEE: The mother of Gentle Giant Michael Brown, who shares the story of the gargantuan attempted cop-killer who transformed into a liberal martyr right before our eyes!
SEE: The Tattooed Woman, Lena Dunham, who will delight you with her tales of false rape accusations and true descriptions of sexually violating her baby sister!
SEE: The Human Skeleton, Bill "End-stage Syphilis" Clinton!
SEE: The Amazing Sword Swallower, (We don't know her name because she just ducked into a back room with Bill Clinton.)
SEE: The Human Pincushion, Bernie Sanders, as he is jabbed and needled repeatedly by supposedly impartial members of the DNC! . . .
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