These cartoons sum it all up for me.

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Earl of Taint cartoon  "The judges have narrowed the list of celebrity entries from literally hundreds of hopeful applicants down to these 6 finalists. Vote by number for your favorite (click pic for full size):  

1. Ashley Judd.
2. Madonna.
3. Cher.
4. Michael Moore.
5. Scarlett Johansson.
6. Amy Schumer.