"The news world has been set aflame by the potential indictment of Donald J. Trump for the crime of extreme patriotism. While the New York City grand jury deliberates, let's take a look at how this is being covered by the media.
- New York Times: Here Are 10 Crimes We Hope Trump May Have Committed
- Washington Post: We Hired A Comic Book Artist To Draw Dramatic Images Of What A Trump Arrest Would Look Like
- Fox News: Yay! Trump Might Be Indicted! Oops! We Mean No! That's Bad! What Is It You People Want To Hear Again?
- IGN: 9.7 out of 10
- Salon: I can't help but notice the DA is black and Trump is white and maybe we could use this to start a race war
- Keith Olberman: *heavy breathing*
- CNN: Trump Crimes Make Pearl Harbor Look Like A Happy Picnic
- Christianity Today: New York DA Seeks To Atone For America's Greatest Sin
- LA Times: How The Charges Against Trump Are Being Fueled By Climate Change
- InfoWars: Mexican President Says Trump Has Been In Jail For 34 Years Because Of Gay Demons
- Drudge Report: EXCITEMENT INCITEMENT INDICTMENT REFINEMENT ENLIGHTENMENT
- Associated Press: Will Trump Be Indicted? Maybe
- ESPN: Trump's Indictment Illustrates Why WNBA Players Deserve More Money
- Vice: Republicans Actually Believe Trump Will Be Crucified And Rise On The Third Day
- OAN: Trump Will Be Crucified And Rise On The Third Day!
- MSNBC: CRUCIFY HIM!.... More here...
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