Monday, April 3, 2023

From the Babylon Bee: Trump's Been Indicted. Here Are The 9 Things That Happen Next

Babylon Bee Parody  

"Now that former President Trump has officially been indicted, everyone wants to know how this whole ordeal will unfold. Here are the nine things that will be happening next:

1.Trump will take the best, most beautiful mugshot the world has ever seen - that NFT is going to be YUGE.
2.The entire NYPD will wait in line to take selfies with him - it's tough being a hated criminal.....
8.Trump will escape prison by slowly tunneling his way out behind a poster of Stormy Daniels - brilliant.
9.Every other politician will also be arrested for their crimes - hahahaha just kidding!

    "It's going to be a wild few weeks! Buckle up!!"

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