Thursday, January 25, 2024

Which is the better news source: CNN or Babylon Bee?

 


(Parody) Nikki Haley Celebrates Getting More Votes In GOP Primary Than Any Other Democrat In History | Babylon Bee (where else?)

. . .At publishing time, Haley had asked if anyone would mind if just Democrats voted in the South Carolina Republican presidential primary. . . .

Exit polls show ‘70%’ of Nikki Haley NH voters were… wait for it… not Republicans - Olivia Murray   . . ."With “Republicans” like Nikki Haley’s apparent supporters, who needs Democrats? 

"Here’s this, as reported by CNN last night:

Roughly 7 in 10 of the New Hampshire voters backing Trump said they were registered as Republicans. And about 8 in 10 of Trump’s voters denied the legitimacy of President Joe Biden’s election win in 2020, highlighting the election denialism that remains widespread among his supporters. There is no evidence of widespread election fraud in 2020. Haley’s backers present a near mirror image: about 7 in 10 said they were registered as undeclared prior to Tuesday, and the vast majority acknowledged the results of the 2020 election.

"For context, New Hampshire voters are registered in one of three ways: Republican, Democrat, or undeclared. Registered Republicans may only vote in Republican primaries; registered Democrats may only vote in Democrat primaries; but “undeclared” voters have the option of voting in either the Republican primary or the Democrat primary, but not both."

. . .It’s no secret that CNN’s viewership has… to put it politely, precipitously declined over the past few years; you’d never know if this were some sort of appreciation party for the few diehard loyalists still hanging in there, or apparently, a Republican presidential candidate’s election night watch party. . . 

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