"How do you put a lithium battery out? The same way Bob Uecker said you catch a knuckleball: You “wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.' ”
"Readers know the perils of the government of California SSR. It is a place where shoplifting is a right, pooping in the streets on demand is the law, and illegal aliens are as protected as snail darters. Neither type of animal is on the endangered list.
"Under Chairman Brylcreem’s command, the state blows up dams to save fish. That exploding the dam killed hundreds of thousands of fish and deer is no reason to criticize Governor Gavin. His heart was in the right place.
"The state suffered the worst manmade disaster in America this month when wildfires destroyed much of Los Angeles. The combination of the state ignoring basic forestry management, draining reservoirs ahead of the annual Santa Ana winds, and Los Angeles cutting back on fire department spending—which meant it postponed checking fire hydrants—doomed the people.
"And for good measure, Mayor Karen the Cuban Commie Bass put lesbians in charge of the fire department, emphasizing DEI over competence.
"Oh, I almost forgot. Democrats refused to let insurers raise their rates, which led to them canceling policies.
"When the fires inevitably hit, the devil orgasmed. No water, no fire department leadership and no raking of the underbrush to keep it from turning to kindling.
"Oh and no insurance, which meant people would blame State Farm instead of state government for this calamity, Jane.
"Even the normally rational actor James Woods fell for it, tweeting:
State Farm, my insurer for decades, canceled my insurance and everyone in our immediate neighborhood just before the fire. State Farm WASN’T there, no matter how much they tell you otherwise in their stupid commercial jingles.
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