"Gavin Newsom categorically denied any imitation of Donald Trump."
This post Parody: SACRAMENTO, CA — "Sources close to Gavin Newsom say that the governor's Trump imitations may be getting a little out of hand after Newsom ordered an aide to shoot off part of his ear.
"Longtime Newsom aide Jackson Price felt things were starting to get weird after the governor handed him a rifle and asked him to aim for his earlobe.
" 'It's getting a little bizarre now," said Price. "It was kind of a funny joke when Newsom started posting in all caps. We all laughed off the new tan and sudden McDonald's obsession. But then he asked me to go with him to a rally, get up on this slightly sloped roof, and literally shoot him in the ear with a high-powered rifle. I feel like he might be taking it a bit too far."
"Gavin Newsom categorically denied any imitation of Donald Trump.
" 'That's a YUGE lie. YUGE," said Newsom, waving his hands. "That's only something losers and haters would say, believe me, everyone says so. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go start filming on my original new show 'The Trainee,' where I will debut my signature catchphrase 'Your employment has been terminated.' It's going to be so tremendous."
"At publishing time, Newsom had announced that he had legally changed his name to Donald J. Trump."
Vance slams Newsom’s efforts to ‘mimic’ Trump — and touts DC crackdown: ‘You don’t have to live with lawlessness’ . . . “This idea that Gavin Newsom is somehow going to mimic Donald Trump’s style – I think that ignores the fundamental genius of President Trump’s political success, which is that he’s authentic,” Vance argued.
“ 'He just is who he is,” the vice president said of Trump, during his appearance on “The Ingraham Angle.” “You’ve got to be yourself. You’ve got, actually, to talk to people honestly about the issues.”
“ 'Gavin Newsom can mimic Donald Trump all that he wants to, they’re still going to lose unless they get better policies that actually serve the American people,” he argued. " . . .
Newsom’s Office Attempts To Mock Trump — They Fail Miserably . . . "It’s the latest example of a high-profile Democrat trying to appear punchier and spontaneous online. Democrats are also using more swear words in public statements to convey anger and authenticity.
"Between February and June, Democrats have cussed more than Republicans, according to The Washington Post. In June alone, Democrats cussed 240 times, over a hundred more times than GOP lawmakers.
"Unfortunately for Newsom and others, mimicking Trump’s iconoclastic rhetoric only makes them seem less authentic and more desperate to break through the social media noise." . . . (RELATED: Boring Democrats Desperately Want To Copy Iconic Trump Quality)
Before, we had the silliness of Kamala Harris, previously was the perpetually confused Joe Biden and the feckless Obama, all foreign policy ciphers worldwide. Now Californian Gavin Newsom tries the old, "if you cannot excel your betters, imitate 'em". So Gavin watched President Trump to see his style and imitates it. So juvenile, having cosplay all over it. TD
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