HIGHLIGHTS OF THE WEEK - Don Surber
"Housing prices have fallen in Red China’s 70 major cities from a peak in September 2021 to a low that wipes out 20 years of gains. They must have communist mayors like Chicago, LA and NYC do."
"ITEM 1: It used to be all about the Benjamins. Thanks to Bidenflation, the $1,000 bill, which features President Cleveland, has replaced the $100 bill.
"Now it is all about the Grovers.
"OK, I used the line in a previous newsletter but a reader sent this image and it was too good to throw away.
"ITEM 2: In a segment on Mitch McConnell’s hospitalization, CNN quoted a tweet from non-existent Congressman Jack Kimball.
"Senators Anita Mann, Mike Hunt and Ben Dover must have been unavailable for comment.
"ITEM 3: Democrats struggled to find a replacement for Graham “Cracker” Platner for the Senate in Maine.
"Hard to nominate a normal person when your party has none
"ITEM 4: CNN tweeted:
The 2026 Dem insurgency is a new tea party on steroidsApproval of Own Party🔵 Democrats 2026: 47%🔴 Republicans 2010: 52%House Members that have lost primaries:🔵 Democrats 2026: 5🔴 Republicans 2010: 2
"Judging by what happened to the Tea Party, expect massive disappointment within the Vodka Party next year.
"ITEM 5: France beat Morocco in that World Cup thingy. Moroccans tried to burn down the Eiffel Tower.
"So I thank the USA team for tanking to Belgium because I would not want to have my Belgian waffles burnt.
"The Moroccan moles also vandalized London, which was a relief to all the children they didn’t defile that night." . . . More...
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