Friday, December 9, 2011
Blacks file Class Action Racial Discrimination Suit Against Obama & Democrats
Red County (I hate that color for Republicans. It should have been the Democrat color!)
From September 20th, 2011 via National Black Republican Association .
"The plaintiffs, who refer to the defendants as "Father of Racism," allege that as an organization, the Democratic Party has consistently refused to apologize for the role they played in slavery and Jim Crow laws and for other subsequent racist practices from 1792 to 2011. Rev. Wayne Perryman, a former Democrat himself and the lead plaintiff in this class action lawsuit, said he was inspired to file this action after seeing the recent movie The Help. The movie takes place in the region that was exclusively controlled by Democrats for more than 150 years (the South)."
Excerpt from a comment to this article by Anonymous:
From September 20th, 2011 via National Black Republican Association .
"The plaintiffs, who refer to the defendants as "Father of Racism," allege that as an organization, the Democratic Party has consistently refused to apologize for the role they played in slavery and Jim Crow laws and for other subsequent racist practices from 1792 to 2011. Rev. Wayne Perryman, a former Democrat himself and the lead plaintiff in this class action lawsuit, said he was inspired to file this action after seeing the recent movie The Help. The movie takes place in the region that was exclusively controlled by Democrats for more than 150 years (the South)."
What the Dixiecrats called "separate but equal" |
Now that rev(sic) Al Sharpton is to busy making millions working for MSNBC someone needs to step up and keep racism alive and these are just the folks for the job.I think we can be sure that all those society ladies portrayed in "The Help" were registered Democrats.
Frankly I think anyone that is willing to rehash all this b***s*** should be ashamed of themselves for belittling all the progress made by so many Black AND White people in the direction of equal rights. My middle name (Buriah) comes from a well decorated soldier from the Kingsley side of our family who fought in the Union army to help bring about the emancipation proclamation. S**t I think I should get an apology for them making it seem his fight was in vein(sp).
Thursday, December 8, 2011
The Republican Jewish Coalition Presidential Candidates Forum Winner Is….
PJ Media "The high point of Romney’s speech was when he said as president he would make Israel his first foreign trip. This is in contrast to President Obama who has not visited Israel as president.
"Organizationally, just for the record, a minute before Romney had finished his speech I received an email of the speech as a press release. His is a campaign organization that is ready to roll and face the “Campaigner in Chief.” (However...)
"Not wanting to rely just on my own instincts, I asked several other attendees who they thought had been the “winner” and all agreed it was Romney because he looked and acted the most presidential.
"The Republican Jewish Presidential Candidates Forum ended with the battle cry, “Remember in November! — and the Jewish community will play a historic role.”
"Let’s hope great change will occur within the American Jewish community at large in 2012 to nip away at that 78% of the vote that Obama won from them in 2008."
Christie to Obama: 'Get Out of Your Chair' "Governor Chris Christie gave a compelling critique of President Obama yesterday at the Republican Jewish Coalition meeting:"
"Let’s review the choices."...
"Organizationally, just for the record, a minute before Romney had finished his speech I received an email of the speech as a press release. His is a campaign organization that is ready to roll and face the “Campaigner in Chief.” (However...)
"Not wanting to rely just on my own instincts, I asked several other attendees who they thought had been the “winner” and all agreed it was Romney because he looked and acted the most presidential.
"The Republican Jewish Presidential Candidates Forum ended with the battle cry, “Remember in November! — and the Jewish community will play a historic role.”
"Let’s hope great change will occur within the American Jewish community at large in 2012 to nip away at that 78% of the vote that Obama won from them in 2008."
Christie to Obama: 'Get Out of Your Chair' "Governor Chris Christie gave a compelling critique of President Obama yesterday at the Republican Jewish Coalition meeting:"
“This is a quote from the President of the United States. ‘But we need to meet the moment. We need to up our game’.”Alan Caruba: "What Were They Thinking?" "The question—the fear—on the minds of most Republicans these days is whether the Party intends to commit political suicide by choosing the wrong candidate to run against Obama and to add to their present agony, it has a litter of candidates who run the gamut from charisma-challenged to scarily brilliant.
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“Mr. President. We need a leader who will lead us to the moment…who will help define what the challenges of meeting the moment means… and then not to be cautious and safe and sit back and wait for someone else to do the hard work, but to get out of your chair and start doing the hard work yourself to make America a greater place.” Video
"Let’s review the choices."...
Obama Foreign Policy in A Brief: The President as (a) Turkey
Yid With Lid "On October 5, 1938, Winston Churchill said in the House of Commons, regarding the Munich agreement in which Britain and France forced Czechoslovakia to cede the strategic Sudetenland to Germany, leading a few months later to that country’s extinction and a year later to World War Two:
"Yes, that’s it. Turkey’s Islamist regime, not the United States, is taking leadership and setting the example. It’s leading in an anti-American direction and setting a bad example. American interests are being trashed; American allies are in despair.
"Now multiply this example by a few hundred times and you have Obama foreign policy." Barry Rubin.
Emphasis added.
“I will begin by saying what everybody would like to ignore or forget but which must nevertheless be stated, namely, that we have sustained a total and unmitigated defeat….”
Viscountess Astor ( perhaps the equivalent of Ron Paul or Dennis Kucinich) shouted, “Nonsense!”"People ask me: How can U.S. government officials believe such silly and wrong things about the Middle East? Let’s go behind the scenes for a case study of how this works." ....
"Yes, that’s it. Turkey’s Islamist regime, not the United States, is taking leadership and setting the example. It’s leading in an anti-American direction and setting a bad example. American interests are being trashed; American allies are in despair.
"Now multiply this example by a few hundred times and you have Obama foreign policy." Barry Rubin.
Emphasis added.
Obama Administration calls Fort Hood terrorism "Workplace Violence"!
Fox News "Sen. Susan Collins on Wednesday blasted the Defense Department for classifying the Fort Hood massacre as workplace violence and suggested political correctness is being placed above the security of the nation's Armed Forces at home."
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"My faith in government is diminished. It invents euphemisms ... Little Rock is a drive by and Fort Hood is just workplace violence. The truth is denied," [Darius Long, whose son, Army Pvt. William Andrew Long
was shot and killed at an Arkansas military recruitment center in 2009] testified.
[Rep. Peter] King said the web is the driver of the new digital jihad.
"It enables people -- rather than having to travel to Afghanistan to learn about jihad or to be trained, they can do it right over the Internet," he said. "And this is a growing role."
Neal Boortz: Are you freaking kidding me? "The Obama Gang has now informed us that this was not a terrorist attack, it was simply workplace violence. Yup, you got it .. .Nidal Hasan committed a simple “workplace violation.”
"We’ll say it again …. The Obama administration’s Department of Defense has, according to Sen. Susan Collins, classified the worst shooting on a military base by a Muslim in co-hoots with al Qaeda to be nothing more than a workplace violation.
"Forget the word “terrorism.” Forget the phrase Islamic terrorist. We are talking about the Obama administration here! This is the same administration that …
Leftists are so oblivious to threats to our nation it is hard to see how they could have the support of any factions other than celebrities, Communists, academics and people who defecate in the public square. Where do they get all those smiling sycophants who stand behind Obama at his campaign speeches?
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"My faith in government is diminished. It invents euphemisms ... Little Rock is a drive by and Fort Hood is just workplace violence. The truth is denied," [Darius Long, whose son, Army Pvt. William Andrew Long
was shot and killed at an Arkansas military recruitment center in 2009] testified.
[Rep. Peter] King said the web is the driver of the new digital jihad.
"It enables people -- rather than having to travel to Afghanistan to learn about jihad or to be trained, they can do it right over the Internet," he said. "And this is a growing role."
Neal Boortz: Are you freaking kidding me? "The Obama Gang has now informed us that this was not a terrorist attack, it was simply workplace violence. Yup, you got it .. .Nidal Hasan committed a simple “workplace violation.”
"We’ll say it again …. The Obama administration’s Department of Defense has, according to Sen. Susan Collins, classified the worst shooting on a military base by a Muslim in co-hoots with al Qaeda to be nothing more than a workplace violation.
"Forget the word “terrorism.” Forget the phrase Islamic terrorist. We are talking about the Obama administration here! This is the same administration that …
•Pulled any reference to Islam out of terrorism training manuals.Rep. Allen West sums it up in a Tweet, “America has no Commander in Chief.”
•Refuses to use the word terrorism because they are afraid it will offffffend(sic) someone. Instead they prefer the term "man-caused disaster."
•Said we needed to reach out to the Muslim world through … NASA?
Leftists are so oblivious to threats to our nation it is hard to see how they could have the support of any factions other than celebrities, Communists, academics and people who defecate in the public square. Where do they get all those smiling sycophants who stand behind Obama at his campaign speeches?
The Covert Intelligence War Against Iran/ What would Ron Paul do?
STRATFOR "There has been a lot of talk in the press lately about a “cold war” being waged by the United States, Israel and other U.S. allies against Iran. Such a struggle is certainly taking place, but in order to place recent developments in perspective, it is important to recognize that the covert intelligence war against Iran (and the Iranian response to this war) is clearly not a new phenomenon."
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"The United States is currently in the process of completing the withdrawal of its combat forces from Iraq. With the destruction of the Iraqi military in 2003, the U.S. military became the only force able to counter Iranian conventional military strength in the Persian Gulf region. Because of this, the U.S. withdrawal from Iraq will create a power vacuum that the Iranians are eager to exploit. The potential for Iran to control a sphere of influence from western Afghanistan to the Mediterranean is a prospect that not only frightens regional players such as Israel, Saudi Arabia and Turkey but also raises serious concerns in the United States."
The Covert Intelligence War Against Iran is republished with permission of STRATFOR.
U.S. Considered Sending Commandos to Get Drone Downed in Iran "American officials considered conducting a covert mission inside Iran to retrieve or destroy a stealth drone that crashed late last week -- but ultimately concluded such a secret operation was not worth the risk of provoking a more explosive clash with Tehran, a U.S. official said." ....
"No one warmed up to the option of recovering it or destroying it because of the potential it could become a larger incident," the U.S. official said. If an assault team entered the country to recover or destroy the drone, the official said, the U.S. "could be accused of an act of war" by the Iranian government.
We wouldn't want to harm our relationship with Iran or cause them to want to kill Americans.
Sounds like the Ron Paul foreign policy, which is amazingly similar to that of the Amateur Hour currently in the White House:
Ron Paul: Befriend Iran
Ron Paul Ignores Iran's Treachery; "So Paul not only has shown that he has no understanding of the murderous radicals who rule Iran but has a dangerous lapse of memory. President Obama at first tried to do exactly what Paul argues now should be done -- and failed miserably."....
"Obama not only legitimized the brutal regime in Iran but he also then turned his back on the Iranian people, who had taken to the streets by the millions after the fraudulent elections of 2009, demanding an end to the thugocracy." But I digress...
Back to that lost drone: US's military restraint on missing spy drone bolsters Israel's Iran hawks
"The Obama administration's decision after internal debate not to send US commando or air units into Iran to retrieve or destroy the secret RQ-170 stealth drone which fell into Iranian hands has strengthened the hands of the Israeli faction which argues the case for striking Iran's nuclear installations without waiting for the Americans to make their move." from DEBKAfile as are the posts immediately following:
Iran's Guards on war footing – London. Spy drone capture is US, Israel setback "Our sources add that possession of the drone is more than just a major intelligence coup for Tehran; it has acquired an important military edge before any overt military operation has been launched. Western and Israeli war planners now have cause to fear that Iran has penetrated the heart of their most secret intelligence and electronic technological hardware for striking its nuclear infrastructure. If Tehran is capable of reaching out and guiding an American stealth drone into landing from a distance, it may also be able to control the systems of other aircraft, manned or unmanned." Oh boy; now we really, really better be nice to the Iranians.
How Iran's Nuclear Power Play Can Change Global Politics | World | AlterNet
From...from..Iranians for Ron Paul? Bear in mind that this article was posted in July 2009 and it is the most recent one in this blog. Why they have stopped publishing for Ron Paul and do they have an opinion on Paul's recently stated Kumbaya Iran policy?
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"The United States is currently in the process of completing the withdrawal of its combat forces from Iraq. With the destruction of the Iraqi military in 2003, the U.S. military became the only force able to counter Iranian conventional military strength in the Persian Gulf region. Because of this, the U.S. withdrawal from Iraq will create a power vacuum that the Iranians are eager to exploit. The potential for Iran to control a sphere of influence from western Afghanistan to the Mediterranean is a prospect that not only frightens regional players such as Israel, Saudi Arabia and Turkey but also raises serious concerns in the United States."
The Covert Intelligence War Against Iran is republished with permission of STRATFOR.
RQ-170 Sentinel drone |
U.S. Considered Sending Commandos to Get Drone Downed in Iran "American officials considered conducting a covert mission inside Iran to retrieve or destroy a stealth drone that crashed late last week -- but ultimately concluded such a secret operation was not worth the risk of provoking a more explosive clash with Tehran, a U.S. official said." ....
"No one warmed up to the option of recovering it or destroying it because of the potential it could become a larger incident," the U.S. official said. If an assault team entered the country to recover or destroy the drone, the official said, the U.S. "could be accused of an act of war" by the Iranian government.
We wouldn't want to harm our relationship with Iran or cause them to want to kill Americans.
Sounds like the Ron Paul foreign policy, which is amazingly similar to that of the Amateur Hour currently in the White House:
Ron Paul: Befriend Iran
Ron Paul Ignores Iran's Treachery; "So Paul not only has shown that he has no understanding of the murderous radicals who rule Iran but has a dangerous lapse of memory. President Obama at first tried to do exactly what Paul argues now should be done -- and failed miserably."....
"Obama not only legitimized the brutal regime in Iran but he also then turned his back on the Iranian people, who had taken to the streets by the millions after the fraudulent elections of 2009, demanding an end to the thugocracy." But I digress...
Back to that lost drone: US's military restraint on missing spy drone bolsters Israel's Iran hawks
"The Obama administration's decision after internal debate not to send US commando or air units into Iran to retrieve or destroy the secret RQ-170 stealth drone which fell into Iranian hands has strengthened the hands of the Israeli faction which argues the case for striking Iran's nuclear installations without waiting for the Americans to make their move." from DEBKAfile as are the posts immediately following:
Iran's Guards on war footing – London. Spy drone capture is US, Israel setback "Our sources add that possession of the drone is more than just a major intelligence coup for Tehran; it has acquired an important military edge before any overt military operation has been launched. Western and Israeli war planners now have cause to fear that Iran has penetrated the heart of their most secret intelligence and electronic technological hardware for striking its nuclear infrastructure. If Tehran is capable of reaching out and guiding an American stealth drone into landing from a distance, it may also be able to control the systems of other aircraft, manned or unmanned." Oh boy; now we really, really better be nice to the Iranians.
How Iran's Nuclear Power Play Can Change Global Politics | World | AlterNet
From...from..Iranians for Ron Paul? Bear in mind that this article was posted in July 2009 and it is the most recent one in this blog. Why they have stopped publishing for Ron Paul and do they have an opinion on Paul's recently stated Kumbaya Iran policy?
Newt Presents a Fresh New Virtual Face
donkeyhotey |
Ann Coulter "Soon, Gingrich was writing a foreword to a Toffler book -- the same one on the Republicans' reading list –- and spending Christmas with the pro-choice, anti-school prayer, Christian Coalition-hating Tofflers. Yes, there's nothing like having an old-fashioned Christmas with a doddering couple who hate prayer and Christians, love abortion and are afraid of their microwave.
"(Incidentally, this was around the same time the purportedly pro-abortion Mitt Romney, as a Mormon elder, was pressuring a woman who wanted to abort her child to continue the pregnancy and give up the baby for adoption -- something he was attacked for in Teddy Kennedy campaign ads a few years later.) "Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Hillary Campaign Conspicuously Emerges
Washington Whispers "In an E-mail, the Hillary Clinton for President campaign revived speculation that she is still interested in the Oval Office despite new denials that President Obama is considering replacing Vice President Joe Biden with his secretary of state. ..."The E-mail comes as a new Washington Whispers poll finds that Clinton is the runaway favorite of those seeking a third party candidate. In our poll, 39 percent picked Clinton as their choice to head a third party. Mike Huckabee is next at 20 percent and Donald Trump dead last at 12 percent."
A Democrat third party sounds great, but only Republicans are scatter-brained enough to have those. Do you think Hillary would be a factor without Ross Perot?
A Democrat third party sounds great, but only Republicans are scatter-brained enough to have those. Do you think Hillary would be a factor without Ross Perot?
Obama's class warfare speech
Obama at Osawatomie |
The Last Incarnation of Barack Obama "If there was any doubt where President Barack Obama’s ideological heart lies, yesterday he let it be known loud and clear in a wide-ranging speech in Osawatomie, Kansas. President Obama is at his core a dyed-in-the-wool progressive who sees the federal government as the answer to all of America’s problems. And he is charging full steam ahead on this far-left course toward Election Day 2012, despite the total failure of his big-government policies and an American people who have flatly rejected the message he is trying to sell.
"True to form, President Obama yesterday did what he does best: He delivered a flowery speech and flexed his rhetorical muscles. It’s a talent that won him the presidency, but unfortunately it hasn’t won the future for the American people. And that’s because the President’s underlying philosophy is terribly flawed."
'Pay no attention to that man behind the teleprompter' "President Obama's class-warfare strategy is designed to divide Americans while keeping him hidden behind the teleprompter long enough to impose his socialist agenda. "
TPM "Obama has taken a lot of heat from the left over the years for failing to articulate an aggressive message against Republicans that directly targets their overarching small government message. Tuesday’s speech, however, went straight at Republicans core philosophy, moving Obama’s rhetoric much closer to their goal right as his re-election campaign heats up." Obama Swings Left, Signals Occupy Movement: I’m With You
Obama's speech ... Fair Fair Fair "The problem here is that the current occupant of the White House knows nothing about how to restore or promote economic growth. His goal is to push America toward a European-style socialist welfare state. Economic growth comes from a strong and vibrant free market economy. No other economic model in the history of the world has brought more people out of poverty than has capitalism. Obama simply does not like capitalism. He despises it. Hence his focus on balance and fairness."
Obama: demagogue "And then we have this complete fallacy of millionaires paying at lower tax rates than millions in the middle-class. You know the trickery Obama is pulling on you here. He is referring to millionaires paying capital gains taxes versus middle class Americans who pay income taxes. When you dig deep into the numbers, you will realize that the effective tax burden on millionaires is, on average, much higher than middle class tax payers."
And after many weeks of rolling out bite-sized initiatives, Obama’s grander ambitions were on full display. "Are we on the verge of witnessing one of the greatest political events of modern times: the admission by Democrats that they are, in fact, socialists? " Comment
Obama Promises to Save the Middle Class by Enslaving It "Nothing says middle-class triumph like more regulation, unionism, cronyism and endless spending."
"It’s a cheap rhetorical trick, but he can’t seem to shake the habit."
*The Straw Man fallacy is committed when a person simply ignores a person's actual position and substitutes a distorted, exaggerated or misrepresented version of that position.
Big Statism in Osawatomie "Today, too much power is concentrated in Washington and on Wall Street, and the two concentrations reinforce one another. Wall Street helps fund the campaigns of politicians in both parties, and in exchange the politicians give Wall Street regulation that insulates the biggest banks from competition by subsidizing their failures. The remedy here, too, is not more state control, but more competition and more free, unsubsidized enterprise."Warning Signs |
usnews.com |
Obama's speech ... Fair Fair Fair "The problem here is that the current occupant of the White House knows nothing about how to restore or promote economic growth. His goal is to push America toward a European-style socialist welfare state. Economic growth comes from a strong and vibrant free market economy. No other economic model in the history of the world has brought more people out of poverty than has capitalism. Obama simply does not like capitalism. He despises it. Hence his focus on balance and fairness."
Obama: demagogue "And then we have this complete fallacy of millionaires paying at lower tax rates than millions in the middle-class. You know the trickery Obama is pulling on you here. He is referring to millionaires paying capital gains taxes versus middle class Americans who pay income taxes. When you dig deep into the numbers, you will realize that the effective tax burden on millionaires is, on average, much higher than middle class tax payers."
And after many weeks of rolling out bite-sized initiatives, Obama’s grander ambitions were on full display. "Are we on the verge of witnessing one of the greatest political events of modern times: the admission by Democrats that they are, in fact, socialists? " Comment
Obama Promises to Save the Middle Class by Enslaving It "Nothing says middle-class triumph like more regulation, unionism, cronyism and endless spending."
Surely, that won't do. If not, what are you talking about exactly, Mr. President? Give us the big plan. What program have you devised that offers middle-class Americans more opportunity, not just more dependency? How have you expanded the fortunes of the bitter, occasionally clingy bourgeois in the past three years—by adding $4 trillion to their offspring's tab?William A. Jacobson in Legal Insurrection: Obama grows shorter "I have posted numerous times before about Obama’s penchant for creating false choices in his speeches, invariably some non-existent supposedly conservative position versus his position. This enables Obama to knock down the conservative straw man * and make his own position seem reasonable by contrast. He’s a classic shorter.
"It’s a cheap rhetorical trick, but he can’t seem to shake the habit."
*The Straw Man fallacy is committed when a person simply ignores a person's actual position and substitutes a distorted, exaggerated or misrepresented version of that position.
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Pearl Harbor attack, 70 years ago, still fresh in the memories of old sailors
San Jose Mercury News "The survivors of those doomed ships -- many from the Bay Area -- are mostly hard of hearing now, but the buzz and the boom of the bombs from that day still ring in the ears of John Tait of Concord, Ed Silveira of Hayward and Dempson Arellano of Antioch. Gordon Van Hauser, who lived in San Carlos until his death in 2008, often spoke of his service not in terms of fighting for his own life, but for the life of his country."
Survivors of Axis nations have their own, harrowing stories and tales of Allied attacks. We will leave those to PBS,academia, Alan Alda type celebrities and left-wing history writers -there are far more than enough of them and we don't need more-to bring out today.
Here, we will focus only on stories of America and Americans' reactions to the threat on this nation.
Pearl Harbor Day 2011: three enduring mysteries "On Pearl Harbor Day, historians continue to debate the mysteries of Pearl Harbor. The Japanese attack created some of the great unanswered questions of military history." Also here.
Aboard the USS Arizona "Marine Corporal E.C. Nightingale was aboard the Arizona that fateful Sunday morning:"
Has Obama Set the Stage for Pearl Harbor All Over Again? "Federal stimulus programs have piled up debt but haven’t brought back jobs for most Americans. Critics charge that the stimulus funds have mostly gone to friends of the President. At the same time, the defense budget has been cut to the bone, and America’s troops have neither the weapons nor the personnel to carry out their assignments.
"Sound familiar? Actually, we are describing the U.S. on Dec. 7, 1941—the day Japan attacked Pearl Harbor and dragged the U.S. into World War II. What can we learn from the Pearl Harbor disaster?"
How God caught up with the man who led Japan's surprise attack. "America's latest blockbuster, Pearl Harbor, has already been blamed for dwelling on a shallow love triangle, ignoring the sacrifices of Japanese Americans, downplaying the Japanese empire's aggression, and generally Disney-fying the "date which will live in infamy." No surprises there; as director Michael Bay told Reuters, "It's not a history lesson." But it's far too easy to shoot holes in Hollywood history. Instead, I'm going to fault the movie for missing a poignant and inspiring Christian story: the saga of Mitsuo Fuchida."
From Pearl Harbor to Calvary by Mitsuo Fuchida.
In the ensuing weeks, I read this book eagerly. I came to the climactic drama -- the Crucifixion. I read in Luke 23:34 the prayer of Jesus Christ at His death: "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do." I was impressed that I was certainly one of those for whom He had prayed. The many men I had killed had been slaughtered in the name of patriotism, for I did not understand the love which Christ wishes to implant within every heart.The story of the man who introduced Fuchida to Jesus Christ: "During the next forty long months in confinement, DeShazer was cruelly treated. He recalls that his violent hatred for the maltreating Japanese guards almost drove him insane at one point. But after twenty-five months there in Nanking, China, the U.S. prisoners were given a Bible to read. DeShazer, not being an officer, had to let the others use it first. Finally, it came his turn -- for three weeks. There in the Japanese P.O.W. camp, he read and read and eventually came to understand that the book was more than an historical classic. Its message became relevant to him right there in his cell."
For you Christmas shoppers: Dave Barry’s Gift Guide
Miami Herald Unique presents for 2011 include a toad purse, a wearable wine ‘rack’ and a stocking full of knives
"Here in America, the most popular [Christmas] tradition, observed by millions, is to celebrate the birth of Jesus by going to a Walmart at 4 a.m. on the day after Thanksgiving and getting into fistfights over steeply discounted TV sets. ....
"That is why we are able to offer you our Holiday Gift Guide Pledge of Guaranteed Quality Assurance Warranty, as follows: If you purchase one of these items, and you are not completely satisfied with it, simply give it to somebody else, and maybe that person will be completely satisfied with it. Although quite frankly, we would be surprised.
"But enough with the legal disclaimers. Let’s get to the items that "made the cut" for this year’s Gift Guide"...
Dear Leader Tongue Scraper*
Wrap-a-Nap
Morphsuit
Toad Purse
The 'Phubby' Wrist Phone Cubby
Game On Glove
Christmas Stocking Full of Knives
Cow and Horse Droppings
Girlfriend Pillow
Martha Stewart Animated Snake Wreath
Right: the Candwich
*This is the first tongue scraper we are aware of that harnesses the glamour and “star power” of Kim Jong-Il, the supreme ruler of North Korea, often called “Dear Leader” by North Koreans in recognition of the fact that any time he wants, he can have them executed.
"The Dear Leader Tongue Scraper comes packaged on a cardboard display card featuring an image of a sprightly and smiling Kim Jong-Il running on a beach, holding a tongue scraper in his hand and being pursued by three young women in bathing suits, their arms open wide and their faces expressing the message: “We want you carnally, Dear Leader, because your tongue is devoid of crud!”"
"Here in America, the most popular [Christmas] tradition, observed by millions, is to celebrate the birth of Jesus by going to a Walmart at 4 a.m. on the day after Thanksgiving and getting into fistfights over steeply discounted TV sets. ....
"That is why we are able to offer you our Holiday Gift Guide Pledge of Guaranteed Quality Assurance Warranty, as follows: If you purchase one of these items, and you are not completely satisfied with it, simply give it to somebody else, and maybe that person will be completely satisfied with it. Although quite frankly, we would be surprised.
"But enough with the legal disclaimers. Let’s get to the items that "made the cut" for this year’s Gift Guide"...
Wine Rack
Candwich — Sandwich in a Can (pictured at right)Dear Leader Tongue Scraper*
Wrap-a-Nap
Morphsuit
Toad Purse
The 'Phubby' Wrist Phone Cubby
Game On Glove
Christmas Stocking Full of Knives
Cow and Horse Droppings
Girlfriend Pillow
Martha Stewart Animated Snake Wreath
Right: the Candwich
*This is the first tongue scraper we are aware of that harnesses the glamour and “star power” of Kim Jong-Il, the supreme ruler of North Korea, often called “Dear Leader” by North Koreans in recognition of the fact that any time he wants, he can have them executed.
"The Dear Leader Tongue Scraper comes packaged on a cardboard display card featuring an image of a sprightly and smiling Kim Jong-Il running on a beach, holding a tongue scraper in his hand and being pursued by three young women in bathing suits, their arms open wide and their faces expressing the message: “We want you carnally, Dear Leader, because your tongue is devoid of crud!”"
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