Why did the chicken cross the Jordan?

PETA Wants Giant Tombstone Erected In Memory Of Chickens Killed In Truck Wreck

 

"Wackadoos. See more wacky PETA fun here. and here."

Wackiest of all is this PETA effort to change the name of fish to sea kittens.

 

Lest we think this is a parody, WZ links to this Atlanta Journal-Constitution article.