Saturday, September 2, 2017

American Silliness: Sept 2, 2017

Political Cartoons by Lisa Benson

Discarded Banana Peel Causes Racial Hysteria at Ole Miss  . . . " 'To be clear, many members of our community were hurt, frightened, and upset," the interim director of fraternity and sorority life wrote in a letter obtained by the newspaper. The president of one sorority told the newspaper that "bananas have historically been used to demean black people." I always thought bananas were historically used to make banana pudding." . . .
"These students are a long way from adulthood."



Study Blames Global Warming, Not Cell Phones, For Spike In Car Accident Deaths  . . . "Global warming was responsible for thousands of road deaths in 2015, according to a new study, contradicting many public safety experts who blame increased cell phone use for the spike in traffic fatalities." . . .
Well, it's on the internet so it must be true.


L’Oreal Fires First Transgender Model After She Goes On Rant About All White People Being Racists…
I could go to jail for daring to edit a single important word in the above link. Pronouns, people, pronouns!

"A TRANSGENDER model who claimed “ALL white people are racist” in a shocking Facebook rant days after being unveiled in her new role has been sacked by her bosses.".

Having seen too many videos of rioters, looters, youths playing the "knock-out game", and the beating of truck driver Reginald Denny during the LA Rodney King riots, I'm sure has played a part this person's racial outlook. And, of course, listening to Michelle Obama's addresses. TD

Hillary holds a fire sale   . . . "Which calls to mind that at a mere $2,000 a pop, Hillary seems to be holding a fire sale, especially since the ticket, at least in Canada, covers places for two people. Without an office to sell and favors to dispense, she shrinks precipitously in her price to the public. It must be some sort of humiliation since she's always for sale for something - to go from $5 million to a lousy $2,000 is enough to make one throw an ashtray. It's tough times when you are shilling very little of value." . . .

Stilleto-gate:


Stiletto-Gate
comicallyincorrect.
"HA! Melania Trump gives media ANOTHER chance to lose their minds by leaving for Texas in stilettos"   "Today, the First Lady’s giving the media another chance to beclown themselves:"


Image by The Slammer

Political Cartoons by Chip Bok


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