Friday, June 2, 2017

The Complete (And Ever Expanding) List Of Hillary's Excuses For Election Loss


Former United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton speaks onstage during the SeriousFun Children's Network Gala at Pier 60 on May 23, 2017 in New York City.

"Two-time failed presidential hopefully Hillary Clinton has blamed everything and everyone other than the old lady looking back at her in the mirror for her 2016 presidential election loss. The politically irrelevant former politician began whining and complaining about her stunning loss to Donald Trump soon after Election Day, and shows no signs of letting up.
"Here's a full list of all the people, organizations, government entities, and abstract concepts Hillary Clinton has blamed for her loss thus far: 
1. Former FBI Director James Comey​2. Sexism
3. The electoral system
4. WikiLeaks5. "Minions"6. Right-wing media
7. Mainstream media8. Democratic National Committee 9. Democrat Party 10. 1,000 Russian agents
11. Vladimir Putin
12. Donald Trump
13. Republican-enabled voter suppression 14. Citizens United  15. Facebook16. "Millions" of Twitter bots17. Steve Bannon18. Netflix19. "Alt-right" media like Infowars
20. Bernie Sanders21. Suburban women22. Rural women23. "Anti-American forces"24. Bad polling25. Low-information voters26. "Content farms in Macedonia"27. Fake news28. Colluding Trump campaign officials 29. Stupid Americans who can't tell the difference between real and "fake news" 30. The "broad assumption I was going to win"
31. Goosefer
32. DCLeaks33. Data from the Republican National Committee 
34. Technology
35. The FBI

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